It has been A LONG TIME since I posted. Close to 5 years! Holy crap!

So, I'm committing myself to this blog to share my (still) ridiculous dating life with you. Recently, someone told me that he felt he was being messed with--that my stories couldn't possibly be real, that I'd pulled ideas from a hat and just spun some wild tale from that idea.

Oh, no, friend. These are all real...

I'll bring it all back with this email I got about 5 months ago now:
"Have you ever had a beer can shoved in your ass?"

Wow. No "Hey, how are ya?"  No "My name is ___ and something I enjoy is____"

Nada.
My response? "No thanks--I'm not interested in a can in the can."

Welcome. It's about to get funny.