Met for coffee with a guy 10 years my senior
(he didn't look it, for those who are curious).
On the phone, he had great personality..
in person, he was OVERTHETOP obnoxious..
he told me this story:
"I went out on a date with this woman. As we were having dinner, I noticed another couple very close to out table, kind of watching us. At the movie we went to, I noticed this same couple a few rows behind us....I confronted my date about 'her friends' following us, but she denied it.
A few days later, I got a phone call from this woman's phone, but it wasn't her on the other end, it was someone else....the woman who had chaperoned us all night. This mystery woman had called to tell me that she didn't think I was a good match for her friend and that I laughed too much and obviously I wasn't a serious person.
So, I told that woman she was a fat cow and that my cat would look better in that outfit she was wearing."
Uhhhhhm. What?
Am I supposed to be impressed by this story?
Because I'm not. Now I just think you're disrepectful to woman (the fat cow comment)
and weird (the cat/outfit comment).
Uhmm. Yeah.
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